The Presidential Implants

Yes, the President's got breast implants! And yes, I'm talking about GMA.

In this day and age when cosmetic surgery procedures have become as common as circumcision, why am I so surprised to hear about this news?

After initially denying it, Malacañang (in the person of Press Secretary Cerge Remonde and deputy spokeswoman Lorelei Fajardo) has confirmed that the President did undergo a boob job back in the 80s. She would've been in her late 30s or early 40s back then.

Unfortunately, something went wrong. Lumps and abscess were said to have been found on her breast(s) which she have had removed at the Asian Hospital and Medical Center last week "while on a two-day self-quarantine". This eventually led to the leaking of the news of her boob job (no pun intended).

Now, the obvious question that comes with this news is WHY. Why did she have a boob job?

GMA's deputy spokeswoman said it was a "medical necessity".

Ooookaaay...

At this very moment, I'm tuned in to ABS-CBN's TV Patrol and it's reporting on this very issue.

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The latest development? The NBI is now conducting an investigation, apparently to find out WHO it was that leaked the news.

Seriously, the President had a boob job?!